Friday, July 10, 2009

The Isle Of Man TT

Second place is the first loser. This guy is behind from the start.

You think this is fast? The rider ahead of him is G-O-N-E!!!

There's also a zero-emissions race with electric motorcycles
http://www.recycle.co.uk/blog/ttxgp/

Happy birthday, Nikola Tesla

Happy birthday, Nikola Tesla: thanks for the electricity

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Oscar Mayer Dead

Without much publicity, Oscar Mayer (of processed meats fame) died in a nursing home on Monday at the age of 95. He was the former chairman of his family's company and the third Oscar Mayer to be in charge.



The Life And Times Of O-S-C-A-R

He was, of course, the second famous American to die within the last few weeks who will be remembered for regularly offering his meat to children. I think the other may have had a televised memorial service recently.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes


theonion.com

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

American Muscle

Sunday, July 05, 2009

The Surreal Appeal of the Falkirk Wheel


Image Credit

The Falkirk Wheel raises and lowers ships nearly 8 stories to join two waterways in Scotland. Read and see more here.

via homunculus at Monkeyfilter

Friday, July 03, 2009

Seinfeld: A XXX Parody

New Sensations Presents... "Seinfeld: A XXX Parody"

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Ole' !!!

Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers

Google Street Views

Moscow Rd, London W2, UK - Google Maps
(wait for it to load)

WTF???!!!

R.I.P.

KARL MALDEN 1912-2009 / 'Streetcar' to 'Streets' - actor who could do it all:

"Karl Malden, the Academy Award-winning actor who played Lt. Mike Stone in the 1970s TV series 'The Streets of San Francisco,' died Wednesday at his Los Angeles home. He was 97."

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Vessel

Debbie Rowe Doesn't Want Custody Of Michael Jackson's Kids

Debbie said, "I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm. Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred."

You're Doing It Wrong...OUCH!

Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

Hey Zenturian...

Celebrity Deaths: Is Three Really a Magic Number? - washingtonpost.com

Monday, June 29, 2009

PATHETIC!!!

Grieving Jackson Fans 'Commit Suicide' - Yahoo! News UK

Obviously these fans have even more serious issues than Michael did.

My biggest question...
If so many millions of people LOVED Michael Jackson so much, how come NOT A SINGLE ONE stepped up and offered to help him get treatment for his addictions? He was addicted to children, to plastic surgery, to prescription drugs, to overspending, etc.

I guess his "handlers" were all too busy making too much money off of MJ.

Madman

Bernie Madoff sentenced to 150 years for his role in a multibillion-dollar fraud scheme.

R.I.P.

From June 19, 2009 - John Houghtaling, inventor of ‘Magic Fingers,’ Dies at 92. - Obituary (Obit) - NYTimes.com

Developed in 1958 in Mr. Houghtaling’s basement, Magic Fingers was installed on millions of beds in hotels and motels across the country, it featured a mechanical vibrator attached to the box spring, and a coin meter attached to the vibrator.

“Magic Fingers quickly carries you into the land of tingling relaxation and ease”

Pitchman

TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead in Tampa home

I saw him in Tampa airport a few months ago.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

This Just In...Michael Jackson Is Still Dead!


picturesforsadchildren.com

Friday, June 26, 2009

The Truth!

Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Let The Bad Jokes Begin

Click here: http://www.ismichaeljacksonstillalive.com/

More...

Confirmation of Michael Jackson's death have come through - he died of food poisoning - he ate 12yr old nuts


Apparently Michael Jackson died in the children's ward after having a massive stroke


Out of respect, McDonalds have released the Mc Jackson burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns


Michael Jackson has had to cancel a few dates for the summer. timmy aged 6 and jonny aged 9 are said to be devastated.


The fact that he is now 99% plastic, rather than bury him, they're going to melt him down & make Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.


Jockeys at Belmont are going to wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.


Jacko died of a heart attack this morning- shocked when he discovered that boyz II men was a band, not a delivery service

What's the difference between Michael and Farrah?
One plays with Majors the other plays with minors.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. About three hours.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”

What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

Still Alive!!!

Abe Vigoda us alive

R.I.P. x 3

First Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson. It always happens in threes.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Fourth Months of Art School Boiled Down to Two Minutes



The Making of Deadline is pretty cool too.

via richat at Metachat

Friday, June 19, 2009

Tourette's Guy