Monday, July 21, 2008

Crazy Half Pipe Move on Dirt Bike

Floriduh Beer Broads

A couple of crazed beer broads knocked a dude of his bicycle and stole his beer.
Only in Floriduh this makes the news. You can't make this stuff up.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Cherry Garcia And Now...

Ben & Jerry's makes 'Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road'

Rock On!

Air guitar hero loses toe - literally

The winner of the U.S. Air Guitar regional competition in Brooklyn rocked so hard during a daredevil performance that doctors had to amputate a toe she broke during the gig.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Angry Man at Work

Midsummer Classic

79th Major League Baseball All-Star Game - American League wins again!

In the longest All-Star Game in history(4-hours and 50-minutes) the AL defeated the NL 4-3 in 15 innings - More at MLB.com

What a great game! Every player got a chance to play. It ended with a play-at-the-plate.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Chess Boxing



Combine a game a chess with a round of boxing.

ChessBoxing

Crazy Coffee Story


This story seems to making the rounds in a big way.Who is the bigger idiot in this tale? The caffeinated consumer or the douchenozzle
coffee salesman?

Democracy Online

Free Government - Democracy in Your Hands.

FreeGovernment.org, launched on July 4, is one of a growing number of online, direct democracy communities that allow users to vote on bills, draft their own legislation, and engage in debate. While these communities present an opportunity to make government more accessible and responsive to citizens, they have failed to earn any influence over politicians.

"To change that, Free Government plans on electing the politicians. The community, which is also a political party, is looking for candidates to run in the 2008 US Congressional election. If elected, these politicians will be contractually obligated to vote according to the results of an online poll of constituents (for their vote to count, users will have to first be confirmed as registered voters)."

more at Wikinomics

Blinded By The Light

Ravers lose sight at laser show:
"Dozens of partygoers at an outdoor rave near Moscow last week have lost partial vision after a laser light show burned their retinas, Russian health officials said on Monday."

Monday, July 14, 2008

Floriduh!

Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat:
"The Florida woman, 18, allegedly assaulted her boyfriend with a toilet seat after finding him smoking crack in a bathroom of their home"

Sunday, July 13, 2008

R.I.P.


Bobby Murcer, ex-Yankee great, announcer, dies of brain cancer at 62

More at Yankees.com

I remember watching him play center field for the Yankees when I was a little kid.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Hot Stuff!

London restaurant blast at world's hottest curry title

...Blast?! Just wait until it comes out the other end.

Floriduh!

Man sucked out of fast-moving Orlando bus:

"ORLANDO -- A Central Florida man was critically injured when he was sucked out of a fast-moving charter bus and onto a highway"

...I always said that riding the bus really sucks.

A Meal Fit For A King

Here King, here King...wait, that is King!
Beijing takes dog off the menu for Olympics

Another Minor League Manager Meltdown

Thursday, July 10, 2008

OOPS!

Floriduh!

Downturn In Economy Causes Downturn In Strip Club Attendance

The Bad News:
"In Tampa - a city known for its adult entertainment businesses - attendance has dropped at usually thriving strip clubs."

The Good News:
"It's bringing out more women willing to give pole dancing a try."

...I'll be in Tampa on business in a few weeks. I'll have a full report.

Western Spaghetti

Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall

Berlin belatedly answers Where's the Wall?

German authorities eliminated almost all traces of the wall back in 1989. Now they realize they tore down a money-making tourist attraction. The solution: a new GPS-based multi-media guide.

Plumbers Crack?


Introducing the Brum, a bra for your bum

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

For Sale: Original "Project Grizzly" Suit


Original "Project Grizzly" Mk VI Suit by Troy Hurtubise - (eBay.ca item 280242877954 end time 14-Jul-08 15:15:28 EDT)

Cellphone Popcorn

Cool but scary! No wonder cellphones cause brain tumors.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Dukes of Hazzard feeling the fuel crunch